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Preface      Current Resources      Sites Worth Bookmarking      The Many Challenges of English

Welcome

David Appleyard
David Appleyard


Hi! Here you'll find some key English learning points and handy references in easily manageable, interlinked compartments. 

Knowing that for most people time is of the essence, I have attempted to fast-track users to the core subject matter and show by example rather than lengthy explanation. This should be of particular benefit to those of you preparing to sit exams. Although the color scheme has generally been kept simple to facilitate printing, light shading was recently added to chart backgrounds to help clarify cell borders in Firefox browsers.

These pages are part of a network of sites pieced together to present English in its cultural context. By helping students of any level put their skills to some kind of practical use (like surfing the Net, gathering world news, planning overseas trips, reading the classics, or gleaning new knowledge), I hope to encourage them to pursue the subject well beyond what is taught in most schools.  

Your questions and comments are always welcome, and my special thanks to all those who have already written in!

Current Resources

1 English User's Bookshelf (Authoritative online & book-published references)
2 Dictionary Bank (Hundreds of monolingual, bilingual & specialist dictionaries — Hosted by our Reference section)
3 Grammar Glossary (Key grammar points at a glance)
4 Grammar for Japan (Bilingual glossary of terms with examples)
5 Article Usage (When to use a, an, the or nothing at all) 
6 Tense Usage (Do tenses make you tense? Let me relieve those tensions — past. present and future!)  
7 Irregular Verbs, Part 1 (Alphabetical listing)
8 Irregular Verbs, Part 2 (Analysis of inflection patterns)
9 Pronunciation (Playful practice drills for the Queen's English)
10 Punctuation (Guide to writing with precision)
11 Spelling Rules (Guide to correct spelling of both British and American English)
12 Territory-Related Words (Overview of nations, nationalities, nationality adjectives and languages spoken)  
13 Words Often Confused (Learn to distinguish between words which look alike)
14 American-British Glossary (American variants for users of British English)  
15 British-American Glossary (Elucidating 'Britspeak' for North Americans)
16 Phonesthemic Initials (Initial sounds that convey meaning)
17 Puzzles & Quizzes (Online vocabulary builders)
18 Multi-Measurement Converters (Instant multi-conversion of U.S., metric and scientific units of measure)  

Sites Worth Bookmarking

1-Language.com AskOxford.com
BBC: Learning English BBC World Service Radio
Boggle's World ESL British Council: LearnEnglish.org.uk
Cambridge ESOL (English for Speakers of Other Languages) Dave's ESL Café
EFL Net E.L. Easton's English Online
ELT Journal EnglishPage.com
English-Zone.com ESLgold.com
Guide to Grammar & Writing HandoutsOnline.com
IATEFL IELTS
LanguageGuide.org ManyThings.org
Mark's ESL World Merriam-Webster OnLine
Randall's ESL Cyber Listening Lab TESOL (Teachers of English to Speakers of Other Languages)
TOEFL (Test of English as a Foreign Language) TOEIC (Test of English for International Communication)
UsingEnglish.com YourDictionary.com

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The Many Challenges of English . . .

 

Correct punctuation
can mean life or death

by David Appleyard

Imagine you're a prisoner on death row, pinning all your hopes on that last-minute reprieve. One single simple typing error from the state governor's office could so easily make all the difference to your fortunes. Supposing the unforgiving governor dictates the following words to a junior clerk because his regular secretary is away:
"I've thought very carefully about pardoning the prisoner and have decided not to. Go ahead and execute him."
 

Feeling sorry for the man, however, what the clerk actually puts down on paper is: "I've thought very carefully about pardoning the prisoner and have decided not to go ahead and execute him."  

Very same words but with radically altered meaning. So how did he do it? The answer's very simple. The clever clerk understood the importance of punctuation in English — and you can too if you take time out to digest my easily digestible Guide to Writing with Precision!

 

English grammar: 
7 outdated rules you can ignore 

by Kivi Leroux Miller

No matter what your fifth-grade English teacher says, some grammar "rules" no longer apply. The style mavens of our day all agree that the ability to communicate clearly and concisely takes precedence over archaic grammar rules. Stop chewing your pencils and forget about these rules. Each rule is followed by a grammatically correct sentence.

1. Never split an infinitive.
I want to carefully consider all of the options presented to me.

Following this rule all of the time will make your prose unnecessarily academic and stuffy. When in doubt, don't split the infinitive. But if splitting the infinitive conveys your meaning more clearly and concisely, split away.

2. Active verbs are always better than passive verbs.
Jerry was robbed. (The active alternative: Somebody robbed Jerry.)

Generally, active verbs are better. In the following cases, however, passive tense works just fine:

  • When you don’t want to mention who did it 
  • When you don’t know who did it
  • When who did it is irrelevant
  • When the passive voice places the emphasis where you want it

3. Never start a sentence with a conjunction (and, or, but
And then he left, never looking back.

Starting a sentence with a conjunction can help transition from one idea to another or add a dramatic tone to a passage. If you start sentences this way too often, your paragraphs will sound like one long run-on sentence. Use conjunctions at the start of sentences judiciously.

4. Never start a sentence with there are or there is.
There is no excuse for your behavior.

Sentences that begin with there are and there is are usually weak sentences in need of a stronger noun. But making a conscious decision to start a sentence this way to place emphasis on specific words is perfectly acceptable. "Your behavior is inexcusable" and "You have no excuse for your behavior" just don't sound as stern as the sentence above.

5. Never end a sentence with a preposition.
What is he pointing at?

This holdover from the 18th century has no place in modern language. Imagine how stilted and formal our language would be if we followed this rule! According to Words into Type, Winston Churchill once said, "This is the kind of nonsense up with which I will not put" in defense of the terminal preposition.

6. Always use more than instead of over with numbers.
The relic is over 300 years old.

Over, more than and in excess of can all be used with numbers. Let your ear, rather than a rigid rule, be your guide.

7. Data is plural, so the verb must always be plural.
The data proves his thesis.

Like several other plural words with Latin origins, data is now accepted as either singular or plural, as any up-to-date dictionary will confirm. When was the last time you heard someone use the word datum (the singular of data) in a sentence?

Need more proof that these rules are outdated? We’ve got citations from several respected references at http://www.writing911.com.

© 2005, Kivi Leroux Miller. All Rights Reserved.


How to write right

by Anonymous

  1. Avoid alliteration. Always.
  2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
  3. Avoid clichés like the plague. (They're old hat.)
  4. Employ the vernacular.
  5. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
  6. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually)  
    unnecessary (and in poor taste). 
  7. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive. 
  8. Contractions aren't necessary and shouldn't be used. 
  9. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos; in toto.
  10. One should never ever generalize.
  11. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, 
    "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
  12. Comparisons are as bad as clichés.
  13. Don't be redundant;  don't use more words than necessary; it is highly superfluous; be concise & understandable. Do not repeat yourself in any case.
  14. Vulgarity is damned well unappreciated.
  15. Be more or less specific whenever possible.
  16. Understatement is always the absolute best way to put forth earthshaking ideas.
  17. One word sentences? Eliminate.
  18. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
  19. The passive voice is to be avoided.
  20. Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
  21. Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.
  22. Who needs rhetorical questions?
  23. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
  24. If you cant spel gud then at least write right. Right?


No wonder they say English is difficult!

by Anonymous

We have to polish the Polish furniture.
To take the lead I must take the lead out of my shoes!
A farm can produce produce.
The dump was so full it had to refuse refuse.
The soldier found it hard to desert in the desert.
A good time to present the present is the present.
At the army base, a bass was painted on a bass drum.
The dove dove into the bushes.
I did not object to the object.
The insurance for the invalid was invalid.
The bandage was wound around the wound.
The first row of oarsmen had a row about how to row.
They were too close to the door to close it.
The buck does funny things when the does are present.
A sewer went down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.
To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
My jaw got number after a number of Novocain injections .
She shed a tear when she saw the tear in her skirt.
The researchers had to subject the subject to many tests.
How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
I spent all last evening evening out a pile of dirt.

The English Lesson

by Anonymous

 

We'll begin with box, and the plural is boxes;
But the plural of ox should be oxen, not oxes.
Then one fowl is goose, but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.

You may find a lone mouse or a whole lot of mice,
But the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
Why couldn't the plural of pan be called pen?

The cow in the plural may be cows or kine,
But the plural of vow is vows, not vine.
And I speak of a foot, and you show me your feet,
But I give a boot — would a pair be called beet?

If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?
If the singular is this and plural is these,
Why shouldn't the plural of kiss be nicknamed kese?

Then one may be that, and three may be those,
Yet the plural of hat would never be hose;
We speak of a brother, and also of brethren,
But though we say mother, we never say methren.

The masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine she, shis, and shim!
So our English, I think you will all agree,
Is the trickiest language you ever did see.

I take it you already know
Of tough and bough and cough and dough.
Others may stumble, but not you
On hiccough, thorough, slough, and through.

Well done! And now you wish, perhaps
To learn of less familiar traps.
Beware of heard, a dreadful word
That looks like beard and sounds like bird.

And dead; it's said like bed, not bead;
For goodness sake, don't call it deed!
Watch out for meat and great and threat,
(they rhyme with suite and straight and debt).

A moth is not a moth in mother.
Nor both in bother, broth in brother.
And here is not a match for there,
Nor dear and fear for bear and pear.

And then there's dose and rose and lose
—  Just look them up — and goose and choose.
And cork and work and card and ward,
And font and front and word and sword.

And do and go, then thwart and cart.
Come, come, I've hardly made a start.

A dreadful language? Man alive,
I'd learned to speak it when I was five,
And yet to write it, the more I sigh,
I'll not learn how 'till the day I die.

 


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